I want a cupcake

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I almost choked on my birth control pill.

Adventure time @alexandraloreleii. #bff #returnofthemack #adventuretime

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" Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat. "
by

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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I have been feeding my hangover very well.

Next door neighbours. @alexandraloreleii #grippingrain #bff #ladiesnight

Details. 🍉 #grippingrain #americanapparel #watermelons #highwaisted

Last nights shenanigans. #selfie #me #americanapparel #grippingrain

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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I measure time by episodes of Grey’s Anatomy.